Does Karma Hate Me?: A BLOGPOST

You see, I have been sick for over a week now. After having a cold for about 6 days, my body seemed to have been tired of the sniffles and toilet paper, so it decided to switch to stomach flu. Which SUCKS, because on Christmas day I actually thought I was cured, but the next day my stomach was being a poop. I thought it was just being stupid, so I ignored it and decided to eat regularly, but unfortunately it didn't work. So after a whole day of barely eating anything, I decided to suck it up and take a tums. So all I think is: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I don't understand. I'm not a bad person. I don't kick puppies. I eat pie. Is that so bad?

After that I tried sleeping, and thank God it worked. But after realizing what I have been through, I decided to take it easy and sip chicken soup. Fortunately, that worked, and now (I hope) I am cured. My wife* (my friend, blogger, and schoolmate) posted a list of home remedies to make me feel better, which was very sweet (her blog: http://www.widominneon.blogspot.com). I think it is safe to say I can go stuff myself with pizza and Coca-Cola (my stomach heals pretty fast).

Goodbye. To your relief.

*P.S. I don't know if I told you this, but she is not my wife in real wife. So for all you homophobic people, don't worry, I'm not gay. I'm not against it, I just don't want people to make false accusations. Yeah. *