Does Karma Hate Me?: A BLOGPOST

You see, I have been sick for over a week now. After having a cold for about 6 days, my body seemed to have been tired of the sniffles and toilet paper, so it decided to switch to stomach flu. Which SUCKS, because on Christmas day I actually thought I was cured, but the next day my stomach was being a poop. I thought it was just being stupid, so I ignored it and decided to eat regularly, but unfortunately it didn't work. So after a whole day of barely eating anything, I decided to suck it up and take a tums. So all I think is: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I don't understand. I'm not a bad person. I don't kick puppies. I eat pie. Is that so bad?

After that I tried sleeping, and thank God it worked. But after realizing what I have been through, I decided to take it easy and sip chicken soup. Fortunately, that worked, and now (I hope) I am cured. My wife* (my friend, blogger, and schoolmate) posted a list of home remedies to make me feel better, which was very sweet (her blog: http://www.widominneon.blogspot.com). I think it is safe to say I can go stuff myself with pizza and Coca-Cola (my stomach heals pretty fast).

Goodbye. To your relief.

*P.S. I don't know if I told you this, but she is not my wife in real wife. So for all you homophobic people, don't worry, I'm not gay. I'm not against it, I just don't want people to make false accusations. Yeah. *

I write to you from my death bed, no wait, I mean sick bed. NO, sick COUCH.

That's right. I'm sick. How'd you guess? This is alarming to me too, for I NEVER get sick. It's just one of those things where it just doesn't happen to me. Last time I was sick was in May, and that was because I had received 3 shots and got a reaction. It's ironic, because earlier this week I was prancing around in the rain with pants and a tank top, no umbrella, rejecting everybody from letting me borrow a coat and such, saying "I never get sick". Now I lie here, after a grueling and exhausting night of regurgitating, blowing my nose every 10 seconds, an extra heavy duty toilet paper by my side (in this case, my best friend), and sipping hot tea, water, and Gatorade, eating nothing but saltines and apples. And to wrap it all up, Christmas is just days away. Will my sickness evaporate by then?

Anyhoo, I don't know why I am venting this out to you, maybe because I need to find away to escape disgusting mucus, or maybe make you feel sorry for me. I need all the love I can get.

Moral of the story: Don't be a hypocrite, don't predict the future. eventually Karma will take over, and you'll find yourself in an icky, toilet paper mess.

Hallelujah! I'm finished. Go on wit your life now, because I don't have one.

Hooooome alone - At last!

Yes, I am home alone. And let me tell you one thing, it's boring. B-O-R-I-N-G. I can't go out with friends until my parents get home, and no, I am not having a party. So I guess I'll just blog and make you bored too, I have nothing better to do.

SO, I'm here waiting for my parents to get home so I can hang out with my friends Clare, Arael, and Talia. And MAYBE even Kamaile (who is my wife too). You know, hanging out with friends is one of those things that I don't dread. I mean, c'mon, I'm in school from 8:45 to 5:30. I only have half an hour for lunch, and not all classes are fun. I mean, take art class for example, the teacher is always telling us what we HAVE to draw. Isn't art about drawing what you want, only you have eyes for it. Nobody should tell you what to do because art is free, it just flows. Screw Ms. Funk.

This morning I woke up at 10:30 and took the chocolate milk carton and drank it in front of my computer while watching youtube. Isn't that just a brilliant way to spend Saturday mornings? I SHOULD be on a mega-sleepover with my awesome friends, but they all say they are "busy", whatever that means. Instead I laugh my guts out watching videos that have no point in watching while I'm here alone with nothing to do. Isn't my life exiting?

But you don't care, do you?

That's what I thought.

It seems that I can rite here without thinking that my TOTAL life is a bust, because what can I say, I like writing. Your probably inside your minds thinking I'm a nerd, giggling your heads off. But no one said you had to read this. Go ahead, exit this site. It's pointless anyway, it's not gonna change your life and you don't care. But I like writing, I can express what's on my mind that sometimes I can't say out loud. It's a way of creativity. Maybe your thinking, "Oh no. We don't need another Dr. Phil, Goodbye". And your right. We don't. All we need is another person who doesn't care what others think about them and can live their life without judgements. Good luck with that.

I'm boring you too much right? Okay.

Xudafiz! (That's Azerbaijanian for "bye")

Mom: "Honey, stop being such a lazy poo. Get up and DO something!" Me: "Yeah, your probably right"

Ohhhh boy, another one of those loooooong and boooooring posts.

Feel free to read some other person's blog. I don't mind.

Anyhoo, I can't believe I haven't written in this thing all summer! I feel so guiltyyy... But I should tell you what I did, so here goes.

Summer:

Hung out with friends for the first month of summer. Clare, Arael, Kamaile, and Clarissa, I love you all.

Lake Tahoe

Summer Camp

Lake Tahoe

Sleepway Camp with Hannele and Emma!

HAWAII

school. ( OH NOOOO! IT'S A FIRE BREATHING EVIL MAGICAL DRAGON RAINBOW PONY!)

Tomorrow will be a whole MONTH since school started. Dreadful, I know. But what can you do right?

Things I hate about school:

Boring classes

Stress

HOMEWORK

Tests

Pretty much anything that counts as "school work"

Things I love about school:

Hanging out with my AWESOME friends (that I hang out with the most) That's you Kamaile, Molly, Hannele, Louisa, Clare, Laurel, Tamera, Bella, Angelina, Emily, Sophia, Arael, Talia Clarissa, Rosie (if I forget you sorry, it was a long day at school)!

AND GREAT NEWS

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

To KAMAILE ALNAS-BENSON!

Here's here blog: http://wisdominneon.blogspot.com/

That pretty much sums it up. See you all SOON. Because I love you all.

خدا حافظ! (that's persian for Bye!)

Aaaah, the beauty of summer!

After a WHOLE 9 MONTHS IN THE JUNGLE,

summer is FINALLY HERE! School ended last week on the 18, which means GOOD-BYE SIXTH GRADE and HELL-O SUMMER! I can't believe I survived the biggest drama situations, crawling cafeteria food, rampaging students, teachers who bombard me with work, the worst school camping trip EVER, and everything in between! I feel like I just got to the top of mount Everest! I got through everything, from the tiny little bumps to the biggest one's on Earth! And NOW, I can't WAIT to get started on ALL the summer fun. Chilling with friends, going to a trip to Hawaii, and best of all, NO SCHOOL!

Hope YOU have a party filled, extremely fun, AWESOME SUMMER!

selamat tinggal! (it's Malay for bye)

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PEACE!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg! Why am I so lazy!!!!

Sorry I din't write in SUCH a long time, I keep forgetting!
Plus.... I'm pretty lazy to write. Sorry. Somebody has to keep reminding me... and telling me to get off the couch.

Anyhoooooooooooo, nothing really has happened. School is pretty the same, but you know, there is ALWAYS drama, and school gets crazier and crazier everyday. I'm sure of it. I've been doing some pretty cool stuff in school, I guess. I'm doing a play called "Out of This World" which is in June, and I'm doing a horror movie, which will be premiering in May. (not a real movie from Hollywood folks, I wish tho!) But the thing is I fell back behind in all my grades. I used to get all 4's, but now I have all 3's, and I'm kinda worried about it. State testing is soon!

At home, my life is pretty boring. SOMEtimes, like on the weekends, I have stuff to do with friends. But usually they are all busy or they live far away or their parents won't let them. It sucks, I know. Like this week, it was spring break, (today's the last day!!) and I barely did anything. The only time I was with a friend was on Monday and Tuesday, and that's it. My other friend was free too, but she couldn't do anything because she had to stay at her mom's work all day.

Today is Easter. Happy Easter!! But I have to say, I woke up at 11 a.m. and I'm STILL in pajamas. But hey, that's what makes a Sunday a Sunday right? It dosn't matter anyway because it's raining outside and everything is closed. We're gonna have some guests over for dinner, but I'm BOOOOOOOOOORED!! There's nothing to do!! Any ideas??

Just wanted to give ya guys an update...

Bok! (it's Croatian for bye)

Uh..... kinda awkward I know...

So much has happened since November, so sorry I couldn't write!!
Ok, so I haven't written in such a long time because in the middle of December, I went to Brazil to visit my family. Like on the 14 or something. And before that, well, I just forgot or didn't feel like it. SO sorry.

The New Moon movie actually wasn't the best thing. It was about half of what I expected.

I really had fun in Brazil. Saw family, made new friends, went to the beach and the pool (because it is summer there and SO hot, even though it rains like everyday HARD), and hung out with my older siblings who live there. I had to do HW there (which I hated!! of course anyone would), but I enjoyed myself and took lots of pictures. When I came back, which was just this past Wednesday (excuse me if I spelled this wrong, I always do), my friends and teachers were happy I came back. I actually want to come back and live there.

Today is my birthday, so I was surfing the internet looking for a used fish aquarium for a birthday present, when I pressed a button that showed the link to my blog, so I thought, "I gotta get writing!!!", on my other blog too.

iki! (it's Lithuanian for bye)